1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:06,832 ♪ 2 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:09,444 [Ingmar] Los Angeles, California, 3 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:12,012 the land of sunshine... 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,839 and traffic. 5 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,841 [music playing] 6 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:17,930 But that didn'’t bother me-- 7 00:00:17,974 --> 00:00:20,411 it gave me some time to think. 8 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,239 It gave me some "me" time. 9 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:30,595 Sadly, starting that sunny Monday morning, 10 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:32,858 my "me" time was totally fucked. 11 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:34,730 Hey, I was wondering, 12 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,863 is it okay if I call you "Ing" instead of Ingmar? 13 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,778 You can call me Ax if you want to. 14 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,563 Uh, I don'’t think so. 15 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:45,045 But how about when I text you? I can just text "Ing." 16 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,568 Or even better, just "I." 17 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,700 What the hell is wrong with Ingmar? 18 00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,354 All right, well, that works. 19 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,139 Yeah. 20 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,619 I'’m sorry, I'm sorry, I know I'’m talking a lot, 21 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:57,796 but, you know, it'’s our first day working together, 22 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,494 I'’m a bit nervous. 23 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,191 That'’s when I start talking a lot. 24 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,802 Well, actually, that'’s a lie, because I always talk a lot, 25 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,327 but--but even more when I'’m nervous. 26 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:09,112 I'’ll try and shut up now. 27 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:10,331 Be quiet. 28 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,986 [blowing raspberries] 29 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,426 Where are we going? 30 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:21,342 Oh, to my therapist. 31 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,300 Oh, to your therapist? 32 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:26,129 Yep. My therapist. 33 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,268 [Ingmar] As far as I was concerned, 34 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,834 a high-class therapist 35 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,967 had nothing on a low-class shooting range. 36 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,316 [speaking Swedish] 37 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:49,152 [woman chuckling] Well, well, well. 38 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,589 If it isn'’t Ingmar the Swede. 39 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:57,160 I see you'’ve been shopping for extremely gay cardigans at HandM. 40 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,293 Jane McKinney, 41 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:01,947 founder and CEO of McKinney Enterprises, 42 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:05,212 the number one investigative firm in all of Los Angeles. 43 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:06,648 - I'’m-- -Axel. 44 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:09,085 Born and raised in the south of Sweden, 45 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,088 in an area called Skane. 46 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,046 Did I pronounce that correctly? 47 00:02:15,396 --> 00:02:17,267 Well, it was...perfect, actually. 48 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:18,573 Up until three days ago, 49 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,010 you were a somewhat successful DJ 50 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,273 who, in a moment of existential crisis, 51 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:26,450 decided to join the detective game. 52 00:02:26,494 --> 00:02:28,278 -How did you-- -As I told you, 53 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:29,975 I'’m Jane McKinney, 54 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:33,065 the number one investigator in all of Los Angeles. 55 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,632 I'’m a pro. 56 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:39,071 Not like Ingmar here, who sucks. At everything. 57 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:41,552 Oh-- He doesn'’t suck at everything. 58 00:02:41,596 --> 00:02:43,032 He--he doesn'’t suck at anything. 59 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,468 Do you suck at anything? 60 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,687 [speaking Swedish] 61 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,212 [Jane laughs] 62 00:02:49,256 --> 00:02:51,997 Look at this. Little Swedish ladies 63 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,651 in a little Swedish lady fight. 64 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,044 Boop! [laughs] 65 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,741 Hey, I would love to stick around 66 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,526 and smell that aftershave you'’re wearing, 67 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:01,485 but I need to teach this guy how to shoot. 68 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:04,401 You, teach? Mr. Lone Wolf? 69 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:07,230 [laughs] That'’s funny. 70 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,927 Tell you what. 71 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,103 Give me one week and I'’ll have him shooting 72 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:13,105 much better than one of your boy toys. 73 00:03:14,498 --> 00:03:15,891 Are we on? 74 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,198 Are Swedish fish from Sweden? 75 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,634 Well, actually, Swedish fish 76 00:03:19,677 --> 00:03:22,637 don'’t come from Swe-- [grunts] -- den. 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,639 So it'’s on, then? 78 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:28,208 You, my friend, are as screwed as a piece of Ikea furniture. 79 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:31,123 And you, well, 80 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,690 just try to stay alive-- 81 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,518 at least until after the contest. 82 00:03:37,913 --> 00:03:40,176 ♪ 83 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,209 [speaking Swedish] 84 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,106 Yeah, you come on, motherfucker! 85 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,287 [sighs] 86 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,687 Ow! 87 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,909 -[Jane laughing] 88 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,089 [loud ringing sound] 89 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:17,360 I think my wife'’s having an affair... 90 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,710 with someone at her work. 91 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:23,018 I want to hire you to, uh, find out if she is. 92 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,847 [shouting] I just want to say thanks for choosing the Swedish Dicks. 93 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,372 You don'’t have to shout. 94 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,939 I'’m blind, not deaf. 95 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,506 [shouting] Well, we had a little accident 96 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,856 at the shooting range, it affected our hearing. 97 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:38,642 He blind? 98 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:41,384 I have a friend who has a friend 99 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,995 who rip out orphan cat'’s eye 100 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,041 and transplant into human. 101 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,522 If you want, I can hook you up, blind man. 102 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,045 -What?! -Not now, Sun. 103 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,570 You think about. 104 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,488 -Wha-- -Well, we will immediately start 105 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,316 surveillance on your wife, sir, 106 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,970 and if she'’s sleeping with another man, 107 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:02,971 we will let you know. 108 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,451 Or woman! 109 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,800 She could be sleeping with a woman. 110 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,758 You know? Or an animal. 111 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,282 Sleeping with animals was actually legal in Sweden 112 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,023 until just a few years ago. 113 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,940 [Ingmar] Now, listen, 114 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:18,508 you gotta filter your thoughts. 115 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:20,423 -Okay? -Yeah. Right. 116 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,338 You can'’t say whatever pops into your head 117 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,384 just because it pops into your head. 118 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:25,689 Yeah. right. I'’m sorry. 119 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:28,649 Yeah. Now, the poor guy hired us to find out 120 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,216 if his wife is cheating on him. 121 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,523 -Right? -How many times do you want me to say it? 122 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,742 I'’m sorry. You'’re right. 123 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:37,266 No. No, no, no, no. 124 00:06:37,309 --> 00:06:39,355 No. No. Listen to me. 125 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,098 You tell your client either he accepts the contract as is, 126 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:46,710 or my client will walk... all over his grave. 127 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:48,277 Am I making myself clear? 128 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,627 Great! 129 00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:53,413 [Ingmar] But is it true, though? 130 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,763 -What? -What you just said up there. 131 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,766 That it'’s legal to sleep with animals? 132 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,290 It was legal until 2014. 133 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,815 About the same time that they forbid testing makeup on animals. 134 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,904 Now, I'’m not saying it'’s correlated, 135 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:09,167 but, uh, it make sense. 136 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:12,127 because you don'’t want to sleep with an animal if it'’s not wearing makeup. 137 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,307 -Hi, Dad. -Hi, hon. 138 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:20,222 Dad? 139 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:22,006 [speaking Swedish] 140 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:25,793 My name is Sarah, Dad, okay? Not Sara. 141 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:27,664 How hard can that be? 142 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:28,839 She doesn'’t speak Swedish. 143 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:30,145 And why should I? 144 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,799 It'’s a totally useless language 145 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,148 that only nine million people in the world even understand. 146 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,845 You want to put that into a true perspective? 147 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,457 Nine million people is exactly two million people less 148 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,416 than the eleven million people that currently reside in Los Angeles County. 149 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,287 Plus, by not speaking Swedish, 150 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:44,333 I get to remind my father how pissed off I am at him 151 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:46,030 that he chose to hang out with his stunt buddies rather than me 152 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,554 when I was growing up. 153 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,077 Who are you, by the way? 154 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,687 Oh, I'’m Axel. 155 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,820 You--You talk fast. Really fast. 156 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,561 -[cell phone rings] -She'’s a lawyer. 157 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,650 Oh, speaking of which... 158 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,913 I got the judge to drop the breaking and entering charges on you 159 00:07:58,956 --> 00:07:59,914 in the Hartman case. 160 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,786 What? Wow. 161 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,962 Thank you. Owe you. 162 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:08,226 Oh, that'’s the understatement of the...century, 163 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,011 considering you actually do owe me 164 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,578 because you never pay me. 165 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,318 [ringtones play] 166 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,320 Oh. I have to vámonos. 167 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:17,714 I'’m having some contractors come do renovations on my condo. 168 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:21,588 Renovations? Who are you hiring? 169 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,807 -Don'’t start. -Start what? 170 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,983 Interfering in my life. 171 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:29,552 Well, I--I'’m just asking a simple question here. 172 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:33,338 No, a simple question would be, "What are you having renovated?" 173 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,688 Not, "Who is doing the renovations?" 174 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,214 Love you. 175 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,303 Yeah, love you too. 176 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,921 [Speaking Swedish] 177 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:53,271 [Ingmar] After that joyful family gathering, 178 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,013 it was time to take care of business. 179 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,450 There was a cheating wife out there-- 180 00:08:58,494 --> 00:09:00,365 we just had to prove it... 181 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:04,848 hopefully, with Axel keeping his mouth shut. 182 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,589 Oh ho ho! 183 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,460 Hey! Walkie-talkies! 184 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:11,768 Hello? Testing, testing. 185 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:15,772 So, um, your relationship with Sarah-- 186 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,166 seems like something you two need to work on? 187 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,341 Over. 188 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:20,560 [feedback] 189 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:23,258 I don'’t think so. 190 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,868 Well, I'’m no shrink, 191 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,566 but I could be, 192 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,872 after all the hours I'’ve been in therapy. 193 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,526 And what I saw between you two... 194 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,614 not good. 195 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,529 Can you stop playing with those?! 196 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,487 Expensive equipment, okay? 197 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:36,967 Okay, okay, I'’m just saying, 198 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:40,014 if you want to, I got the number to a great shrink. 199 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:43,278 -You sit down... -Thanks, but no thanks. 200 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,453 Over and out. 201 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,455 Okay. 202 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,631 You see? I did air quotes. 203 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,112 Means I don'’t believe what you said. 204 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:54,332 And I'’m gonna do this... Bing! 205 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,769 which means I don'’t care. 206 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,815 Touché. 207 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,687 That'’s French. It means-- 208 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:03,472 I know what touché means. 209 00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:04,647 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 210 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,563 What does it mean? 211 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,392 Oh wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-- Here it is. 212 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,220 This is where she works. 213 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,361 So... 214 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,537 what do we do now? 215 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,149 Now we'’re gonna sit here and wait. 216 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:29,237 Keep our eyes open. 217 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,372 [music playing on car stereo] 218 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,287 -Wait. -Mm-hmm. 219 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,375 -Just wait. -Yep. 220 00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,945 [pop music playing] 221 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:43,643 Do you think we can change the music? 222 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,776 Can'’t. The cassette is stuck in there. 223 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,430 I can'’t get it out. 224 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:51,520 You know what, it flips to the other side by itself. 225 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,479 Just wait. 226 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,698 [music stops, tape machine clangs] 227 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,221 Listen. Listen. 228 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,049 -[music starts again] -Now. 229 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,138 -[Ingmar laughs] -Wow. 230 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,184 -Yeah. -Yeah. 231 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,187 Excuse me. 232 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,710 Whoa-whoa-whoa. 233 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:08,755 What are you doing? 234 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,321 I need to pee. 235 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:13,411 Jeez-- Ohh. Okay. 236 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,979 We gotta use the piss jar. 237 00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,590 We have a piss jar? 238 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:19,940 Yep. 239 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,205 So-- I'’m supposed to pee in this? 240 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,773 Yeah, I don'’t want you to step outside and blow the cover. 241 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,688 -No. Yeah. Sure. -Yeah. 242 00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,124 Thank you. 243 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,783 Oh, my God. Can you do that in the back, please? 244 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,045 Right. 245 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,921 -Easy on the car. -Sorry. [unzips] 246 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,882 [peeing] 247 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,884 If this is what you did to Sarah when she was a kid, 248 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,755 I can see why you'’re having problems. 249 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,717 There she is. Get down. 250 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,982 [camera shutter clicks] 251 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,026 Is she with someone? 252 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,549 No, she'’s alone. 253 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,334 Damn. 254 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,989 Did you think we would catch her on the first day? 255 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:12,819 No, no, I said "damn" because I think I'’m gonna need another bottle. 256 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,996 What? 257 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:20,087 [Ingmar] After taking care of Axel'’s leftovers, 258 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:23,264 I had some family business to attend to. 259 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:26,354 Axel told me he had to go someplace. 260 00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:29,009 Frankly, I didn'’t care. 261 00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,893 You didn'’t actually think it was you that shot, did you? 262 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,460 Yeah--yeah--uh, no. 263 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,375 You did. 264 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,203 He thought it was him that shot, boys. 265 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:50,770 [chuckling] 266 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,510 Aw, don'’t be sad, little fella. 267 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,209 We'’re just havin' some fun. 268 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,428 You know, I really like you. 269 00:12:57,472 --> 00:13:00,997 In fact, I think you should dump Igmar 270 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,694 and come and work with me. 271 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,870 What? 272 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,611 Come and run with the big dogs. 273 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:10,006 Oh-- I appreciate the offer, 274 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,181 I-I really do, 275 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,966 but, you know, I can'’t. 276 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,924 I'’m in business with Ingmar, and--- 277 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,491 He actually thinks I'’m serious. 278 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,101 Can you believe that? 279 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,191 Oh. Oh, that'’s-- that'’s very good. 280 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,411 You got me. You win. 281 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,543 Yeah, I always do, sunshine. 282 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,023 I always do. 283 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,896 Hey. 284 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,857 What exactly did you mean when you said "try and stay alive"? 285 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,642 -You don'’t know? -Know what? 286 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:41,385 Well, if you don'’t know, it'’s not for me to tell you. 287 00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:45,737 But I'’d say you have a little mystery to unravel, Hansel. 288 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,565 If I were you, 289 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:50,438 I'’d start with the movie called Blood Curse 2. 290 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,311 Blood Curse...2? 291 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,140 It'’s even worse than it sounds. 292 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,794 Come on, boys. 293 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,928 Let'’s go find something to shoot. 294 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:05,366 [Ingmar] Well, our first day as partners 295 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,369 hadn'’t been easy for either one of us. 296 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:11,459 On top of being the most annoying person I ever met, 297 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:14,854 Axel really brought back some painful memories. 298 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,469 But this was not the time to be emotional. 299 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,037 The case was still on square one 300 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:29,042 and we had no proof the blind man'’s wife was sleeping around on him. 301 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,870 [cassette playing in car] 302 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,874 Here. 303 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,405 You know what? I like being here. 304 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,929 It'’s like being at a drive-in movie. 305 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,759 You know what? Speaking of movies, 306 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,935 you were a stuntman, right? 307 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,895 I mean, didn'’t you work on that one, uh... 308 00:14:55,938 --> 00:15:00,203 oh, what as it... Blood Curse 2? 309 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,814 I don'’t know what the hell you'’re playing at, 310 00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,120 but you better stop it. 311 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,906 Right now. You understand? 312 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,908 [cell phone rings] 313 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:09,996 Shit. 314 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:11,649 I gotta take this. 315 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:19,266 -Hi. -[Sarah] What the hell do think you'’re doing? 316 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,832 Uh, w-what do you mean? 317 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,573 Oh, don'’t play innocent with me. 318 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,184 Honestly, I don'’t know 319 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,490 what the hell you'’re talking about, Sarah. 320 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,536 So you'’re saying that you didn'’t do 321 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,233 a little background check on the guys I'’m hiring 322 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,800 to do my renovations? 323 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:32,932 I mean, you actually tracked them down, 324 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,977 found out who they were, 325 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,936 and threatened to hurt them if they didn'’t do a good job? 326 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,676 And do you know how I know? 327 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,374 Because one of them recorded it on their smartphone. 328 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,593 [Ingmar] You listen to me, asshole. 329 00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:46,119 I want you to lower the price by about a hundred percent! 330 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,425 Wha--Get the fuck out of here! 331 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,514 Dad... 332 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,299 how many times have we been over this? 333 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,388 Stop interfering in my life, okay? 334 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,606 I can take care of myself. 335 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,392 Okay, okay. I'’m sorry, Sarah. 336 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,003 Apology accepted. 337 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:03,005 But now I get the luxury 338 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,398 of seeing if I can find someone else 339 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,399 to work on my place. 340 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:06,400 I can recommend a really-- 341 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,531 I'’m hanging up now. 342 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,534 --contractor. 343 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,799 Like I said, I know a great shrink. 344 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,586 Oh! It'’s her. 345 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,299 [car starts] 346 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,218 Showtime. 347 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:47,832 [tires squeal] 348 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:06,938 [Ingmar] Whoo-hoo! 349 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,724 [speaking Swedish] 350 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,818 [clears throat] 351 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,602 Hmm. 352 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,300 How can I help you, handsome? 353 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,259 -[both laugh] -Well, we'’re looking for 354 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:26,480 the room number of the couple that just checked in. 355 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,656 Sorry, no can do. 356 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,962 -Motel policy. -No, I understand, 357 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,270 but I was hoping that you could make an exception, 358 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,230 because they parked their car just in front of ours, 359 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,970 we can'’t get out. 360 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,842 You see, I'’m taking my friend here 361 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:44,106 to his assisted living facility. 362 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,586 Yeah, he'’s a little bit slow. 363 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,110 Oh, you poor thing. 364 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,590 Yeah, he'’s thirty-five, 365 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,114 but intellectually, he'’s no more than three. 366 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,899 Hey, little buddy, 367 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,337 do you want a lollypop? 368 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,907 Billy, better answer the nice lady. 369 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,783 I make big dirt in my pants. 370 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,873 You really are just the cutest little thing. 371 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,920 They'’re down the hall... 372 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,662 in room one-oh-five. 373 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,405 -Mm-hmm. -Thank you, ma'’am. 374 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,157 [speaking Swedish] 375 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:43,513 [woman] Oh! Please tell me that you see me! Tell me! 376 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:49,215 -[man] I see you! I see you! -[woman moaning] 377 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:53,349 [woman] Sex with a man who can see is so much better 378 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,221 than sex with a man who can'’t see! 379 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,831 -[man] Yes! -[woman] Oh, yes! 380 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,747 [Axel] Your suspicions were correct, sir. 381 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,228 You wife is sleeping with another man. 382 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,449 -Are you sure? -Yes. 383 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:11,498 Are you laying out photos in front of me? 384 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,370 No. 385 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:17,068 Why would I be doing that, because you'’re--you're blind. 386 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,201 -Yeah. -You'’re--You're very blind, 387 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,290 so you couldn'’t see those pictures. 388 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,683 I--I need proof. 389 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:25,251 Like a video. 390 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,992 Which doesn'’t work...either, 391 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,429 because you can'’t see. 392 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,344 [Ingmar] Audio proof. 393 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,693 Yes. 394 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,303 That'’s what I need. 395 00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,175 That'’s what you'’re gonna get, sir. 396 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,829 Audio proof. 397 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,668 -[knocking] -Guten hag. 398 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,670 My name is Ax...i...mous. 399 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:56,934 Aximous? What kind of a name is that? 400 00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,414 Zat is German. 401 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,807 We do a lot of fucked-up things 402 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:01,504 and we have a lot of fucked-up names. 403 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,115 I'’m sure that by now you have read zee memo 404 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,509 about your company hiring a new carpet cleaning company. 405 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,685 No, I didn'’t read that. 406 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,340 Ah. Who has time to read, ja? 407 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,430 Anyway, I am here to do a preliminary round 408 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:17,085 of assessing just how dirty zee carpets are. 409 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:21,045 And I would say that they are...dirty. 410 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,004 [speaks German] 411 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,486 Anyway, zee client'’s opinion is more important than mine. 412 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:29,576 How would you describe zee carpet? 413 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,491 I would say they'’re really dirty. 414 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:32,622 Really dirty? 415 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,233 Really dirty. 416 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,799 Unbelievably dirty. 417 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:39,194 Unbelievably schmutzish. 418 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,936 If I was this carpet, and I was this dirty, 419 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,720 I would want someone to spank me. 420 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,592 -Wouldn'’t you? -I suppose so. 421 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:46,897 You suppose what? 422 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:49,117 I suppose I'’d want someone to spank me. 423 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,032 Ja,good. Okay. 424 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,774 [Axel] We can clean the carpets softer or harder. 425 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:54,949 Which do you prefer? 426 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,429 [woman] Well, which is better? 427 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,431 -Well, harder. -Oh. Do it harder. 428 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,738 -One more time? -Do it harder. 429 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,872 Now, would you like us to just clean the surface of the carpet, 430 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,004 or would you like us to go...deeper? 431 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,484 Go deeper. 432 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,529 I'’m sorry? 433 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:10,530 Go deeper. 434 00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:11,835 [German] 435 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,317 [woman on recording] Deeper! 436 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,580 Unbelievably dirty. 437 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,366 Then...do it harder. 438 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,106 Go deeper. 439 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:24,500 Suppose I'’d want someone to spank me. 440 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,893 Do it harder. 441 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,764 Unbelievably dirty. Harder... 442 00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:29,766 Turn it off. Please. I'’ve heard enough. 443 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,941 Go deeper-- 444 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:37,078 Sir, in our opinion, 445 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:41,125 she wasn'’t actually that excited about having sex 446 00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:43,998 with the man she was having sex with. 447 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,434 That'’s why she sounds so lifeless. 448 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,915 No. It'’s definitely my wife. 449 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,744 It'’s exactly how she sounds when we make love. 450 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:54,269 She'’s a quiet woman. 451 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,010 -Yes. -Yeah. 452 00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:58,229 -Yeah, definitely. -Quite. 453 00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:01,189 [woman screaming] Ohh! See me! See me! 454 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,759 [Ingmar] It was a close call, 455 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,631 but in the end, we were successful 456 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,504 in bringing our first case to a conclusion. 457 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,899 Maybe my luck was changing. 458 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,685 Maybe Axel was good for the business 459 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:21,383 and maybe we did have a chance at the shoot-out. 460 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:35,963 Make me proud. 461 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,268 Yes, ma'’am. 462 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:46,756 We'’ve got a winner, 463 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,628 which means we'’ve got a loser. 464 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,586 Well, you say I lost, I say I came in second place. 465 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:54,416 No, you'’re a loser, just like Igmar, loser. 466 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:58,202 She'’s right, Axel. We are the losers. 467 00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:01,249 In our home country, there'’s an old Viking tradition 468 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:05,340 that the losers provides drinks for the winner. 469 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,125 But I think it'’s too strong for you, Jane. 470 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,605 Yeah, right. Whatcha got? 471 00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:13,043 Oh, this is called Viking water. 472 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,355 [Sarah] Dad, please tell me you'’re joking. 473 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,836 Tell me you didn'’t actually make that woman drink that. 474 00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,794 [Ingmar] I did. 475 00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,365 Aah. 476 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,455 Dad, you cannot keep doing things like this. 477 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,891 Well, you don'’t want me 478 00:23:34,935 --> 00:23:36,284 interfering in your life, 479 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,807 so please don'’t interfere in mine. 480 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:39,505 You know, as much as it pains me to admit it, 481 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:40,636 you'’re right. 482 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,942 Won'’t happen again. 483 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,726 Well, actually, I kind of like it 484 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:46,337 when you interfere in my life, Sarah. 485 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,731 Makes me feel closer to you. 486 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,037 If you'’re trying to get me to admit 487 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,517 that I liked you interfering in mine, 488 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,735 you can forget about it. 489 00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:55,477 It was worth a shot. [chuckles] 490 00:23:55,521 --> 00:23:56,826 Well, 491 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,306 I gotta hang up. 492 00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:01,091 I'’m having a drink with an old friend. 493 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,441 Oh. O-Okay. 494 00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,877 -Bye, hon. -Bye. 495 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,706 [Ingmar] All in all, 496 00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,099 it had been a pretty good day. 497 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:10,971 Sarah and I were okay, 498 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,799 and I didn'’t think about strangling 499 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:17,412 that little Swedish guy. 500 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,239 So finally I could spend some quality time 501 00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:19,806 with my best friend.